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One, two... Don!
Yes.
So, Ms. Hiura...
Yes?
Please announce today's topic right now!
The fourth "Uchiwa Ukemonomane" competition!
What's going on?
"Uchiwa Ukemonomane"?
"Uchiwa Ukemonomane" competition.
This is also the fourth time.
It's become a history-old competition.
It's the fifth time.
It's been a while since we had a "Uchiwa Ukemonomane" competition, which only members know about.
It's their first time participating in it.
What kind of "Uchiwa Ukemonomane" will they show us?
There is a rumor that...
Wada wants to graduate and win the "Uchiwa Ukemonomane" competition.
He wants to show off his "Uchiwa Ukemonomane" skills.
Wada is participating in a lot of "Uchiwa Ukemonomane" competitions.
That's right.
Basically, we will imitate "Uchiwa Ukemonomane" from now on.
But, we will exaggerate "Uchiwa Ukemonomane" a little bit.
For example, we will cry.
We will get angry.
We will get on bad terms with each other.
But, we won't do that.
No, no, no!
It's been two years since "Uchiwa Ukemonomane" was held.
First of all, these four people will be the entrants.
The first person, please come in!
Uto Lilia, who is too powerful in the intro of "UNDER THE LOVE" and becomes a passionist.
There you go, Uto Lilia's imitation.
Mmm!
Here we go again.
Your luck is really bad.
I targeted Lilia today.
Mmm!
I felt like she was really doing it.
Let's continue.
Next person, please.
Her hair is too sexy and she looks like Nagano.
Here we go again.
Her hair is too sexy and she looks like Nagano.
Mmm!
Why?
She was doing it.
She's good.
Does she have to raise her hair like that?
She wasn't supposed to, but I think Nagi raised her hair more than necessary.
Oh, really?
Well, her hair is long.
She did it like that at the end, too.
I want to read a book.
Let's continue.
Next person, please.
She's self-conscious and she's too tense.
She poses like an idol.
Is everyone different? Not like this?
Like "booom!"
I didn't do it, really.
Well, well, everyone is laughing.
I thought about it for a moment.
Shall we go to the next one?
Next one, please!
Saku-chan and Pink love each other too much.
Let's see.
Saku-chan!
Everyone is cute, Saku-chan!
They look alike!
Pink-chan too!
Everyone is cute!
It's the real Saki-chan! Good morning, Saki-chan! You're cute today too!
Saki-chan's wallet... It's pink-chan's! You're cute!
Everyone is cute! Everyone is cute, Saki-chan! Saki- chan! Pink-chan! Pink-chan! Saki-chan!
Ah! Cute! Cute! Ah!
They look alike!
Their voices are similar!
They're very similar! Very similar!
Ah, so they like pink too!
I see! It seems like it!
So, the 4th competition, "Makuhake" is Ume's "Ito Lilia" after all!
Ume is not in good shape!
It's true that Ume did "Ito Lilia" here and that pose...
That's right!
For fans, it's a pose they really like!
Yes, thank you for waiting!
It's fine!
A new song came in!
Yes, a new song!
This is also a song that was performed every show during this nationwide tour and I think it's a part that everyone felt a lot!
That's right! The other members also thought it was strong!
But, since we're doing it with a lot of strength, we can't completely deny it!
It's like, during a live show, you get carried away!
"Ito Lilia" is from Okinawa!
Yes, it's from Okinawa!
So, there is a fashion tycoon!
A fashion tycoon is definitely there!
Maybe it's in their hearts!
In their hearts!
But, isn't that Okinawan gay fashion?
No, it's not!
But, in their hearts, it's fashion!
His chest is so big!
And his face is like Caesar's!
Caesar's!
Scary!
He's not Largus!
Scary!
No, no!
He said it's Okinawa!
Well, he's a protector!
He's a god!
That's why he came down!
Oh, he came down! He's a god, right?
That's right!
How much does he do?
So, they're going to have him do it again!
This is indeed strong.
This is strong.
No, no, more, more.
The real thing is more.
It's not like this.
It's not like this, and her face was Iberian now, but the real thing is Sisa.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's completely different.
It's amazing when you add it up.
Why is the real thing Sisa?
Her face is coming.
Next is Inoue.
There is Inoue Ogawa who looks like Nagano.
Really?
Yes.
If you like it, you'll draw it.
Well, her hair is long.
Her last hair was like this.
Her last hair was completely long.
It looks like that.
It's higher than that.
I don't think you've done it much.
I have.
You have.
Can you do it a little?
What is it?
You don't have to be conscious of it.
Check if it's long or not by reproducing it yourself!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Even now...
Do you all shave your hair there?
Don't we shave it?
Do you also shave your hair there?
Do you also shave your hair, Queen of Hair?
Of course.
Don't you do your hair like this?
I do it like this, but I don't do it like this.
That's right. That's how you shave your hair in Nagano.
(Laughter)
Nagano suddenly comes to me.
(Laughter)
I shave my hair like this, but I don't do it like this.
(Laughter)
That's right.
I shave it in Nagano.
After that, you shave it like this, right?
(Laughter)
I don't do it like this!
She changes the song.
You're good at it.
I found it during the nationwide tour.
Is that true?
She was dancing very energetically like this.
At the end, she was like...
(Laughter)
That's scary!
Is that true, Queen?
That's right.
I was going to say it, but I already said it.
She said it all.
(Laughter)
She's like a boomer.
She was dancing with a big smile.
I was surprised.
(Laughter)
I didn't know about it.
I didn't know about it, either.
You did it, too.
And...
You were good at it.
This is also Yakubo.
You're so cute!
Your voice is similar.
Really?
Your movements are similar, too.
I'm glad.
You're very similar.
Do you like pink, too?
With Saku-chan.
Pink is called "pink-chan".
(Laughter)
Saku-chan is pink-chan.
When Saku-chan's costume is pink...
Look! I'm pink-chan today!
(Laughter)
Look! I'm pink-chan today!
(Laughter)
That's what it means.
Sakura is also pink.
That's what it means.
That's why you like Saku-chan.
It's not just about color.
I'm scared. I'm scared all of a sudden.
(Laughter)
Boom! Boom! Boom!
I'm proud of my impersonation.
Next, these four will do the impressions.
Here's the first one!
The way you drink water is manly, Haruka Kuromi.
Kuromi?
What did you change?
The way you drink water?
You look like Metsuki.
That's not how you drink it!
You've always been manly.
I thought you were laughing a lot.
That's not how you drink it!
Kuromi's eyes are like that.
When I went to the dressing room, my eyes were sparkling.
When Hiroya came late, his eyes were sparkling.
He's a fighter!
Kuromi's positive Kuromi.
Shall we continue?
Next, please!
All right, let's go!
Teresa Ikeda, who does the criminal's movements in the dressing room at 24 o'clock on the police security camera.
Thank you for the meal!
It was delicious!
It's 3 and a half o'clock!
I'm going to brush my teeth!
Oh, okay!
Oh, but you look a little like her.
Bye!
Bye, Kuromi!
That's crazy!
That's Nusutt's movements!
Oh, what's with this camera?
Oh, it's a battle!
What is she doing?
That's crazy!
She's doing crazy things!
She ran away! She ran away! She ran away!
She ran away!
I see.
But her face angle and everything is similar.
I know.
Her way of talking is similar too.
It's similar.
Her eyes are like this.
Yes, her eyes are similar.
She uses it like a security camera.
It's new, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
Her impersonation.
Let's move on.
Here we go!
Asuka Saito, who is good at moving.
Asuka.
Asuka, stand a little more to the left.
Yes.
She's good at it.
She looks like she can do it.
A little more to the back.
Yes.
She's good at it.
Asuka, feed me.
Yes.
She's the worst.
She said "yes".
She said "feed me" and it's fine.
I have an image of her doing it.
A little bit.
Do you have to feed me?
You had feed, didn't you?
She's good at it.
Let's move on.
Here we go!
Go ahead!
She's so good at it that she is the world's best runner-up.
She is Yamashita Mizuki from ROCK THE ZE.
Yamashita Mizuki from ROCK THE ZE.
She kicked him.
I know what you mean.
She is energetic.
I like it, too.
But, when you throw it forward,
you can't hit it.
I know what you mean.
When you throw it forward,
you can't hit it.
We don't have the same point of view.
Her mouth...
She is energetic.
She is always doing like this.
She is taking a breath.
She is like...
Seriously?
She is like a bandari shiva.
She is like...
She is like a bandari shiva.
I was a little scared...
I want to read it.
She was at a door of a club.
But you wanted to say something, didn't you?
When I drink water in the dressing room or at a live show, I only drink with a snap of my wrist.
I drink like this and crush it and drink it.
You were beaten.
I was beaten.
When I was crushing it, I was told by Yuna that I hated people crushing it.
I hate it.
You don't crush it with your wrist.
Next is Ichinose.
You don't look like Ikeda, but you look like Ikeda.
You have similar eyes.
Your chin is always like this.
I feel like I'm capturing something here.
Bring me a lunch box.
I'm taking care of the environment.
That's good.
If you get caught, you'll be in trouble.
I was embarrassed this year.
Do you put it in a bag where people don't see it?
Even among managers and members, I hide it.
When I eat my second lunch box, I hide it like this.
It's embarrassing.
Do you eat two lunch boxes?
I haven't done it recently.
How many lunch boxes do you bring home?
I haven't done it recently.
How many lunch boxes do you bring home?
Four!
Wow!
It's good that you don't know about it.
Next is Ume.
Ume has a lot of bad habits.
No, no.
He does it with respect.
Asuka.
Asuka has a bad habit of kissing like that.
No, no.
She does like this.
No, no.
She has a lot of bad habits.
Don't look at me!
When she walks one or two steps,
she doesn't walk with one step.
She walks in detail.
I know.
Her mouth is like a penguin.
She does like this.
No, no.
She does like this.
No, no.
She is Asuka, so she is a bird.
She is the worst!
We are the same.
What bad habits does she have?
Her face is like a Caesar.
No, no.
She does it with respect.
Next is Iwamoto.
Yamashita raises his legs.
I can sympathize with you.
This is the most obvious.
He may be a triplet.
Does Yamashita raise his legs only?
Maybe he is too excited.
Yamashita seems like that.
Yes, he does.
He does like this.
Hey, you!
No, no.
He is a triplet.
What is a triplet?
He is a main family triplet and a triplet triplet.
What is that?
Go beyond yourself.
Go to the other side of impersonation.
This is a very exciting impersonation competition.
Next is the third block.
The first one, please.
No matter what you do,
do you want to fix your bangs or run?
Is it okay? Is it okay?
It's okay.
Really? Shall we start?
Yes.
Saku...
Kurome...
Can you lend me Kurome?
Is it beautiful? Is it beautiful? Is it okay?
That's...
Perfect!
Amazing!
She does it.
She does such a thing.
Tamura also does such a pinpoint thing.
Tamura is good at it.
She shows us a girl that not many people know about.
Let's move on to the next person.
Here you go!
Not only can she talk, but she can also brush her teeth.
Now, let me brush my teeth.
She stopped it. She stopped it.
She stopped it.
I thought she was stupid.
She's funny.
She's terrible.
She's funny.
She talked like this even before brushing her teeth.
Now, let me brush my teeth.
She looks like her.
Looking at it now, I don't know what it is, but it's a picture of her spilling rice before.
She does such a thing.
Oh, I spilled it.
Now, let's move on to the next person.
Next person, here you go!
Is it okay for me to hold the microphone? Is it okay for me to blow the recorder? I don't know. Kaki Haruka.
Thank you very much for today.
Lastly, Kaki, please say a word.
Well...
This time...
I think I've grown up a lot.
Well...
Your little finger is standing up.
I was really happy to meet you all.
Her teeth are also standing up.
I see.
I think you'll do it.
I want to see you do it.
First, Tamura.
Yes.
Kakeashi.
Yes.
Let's see your bangs.
When I finished rehearsing, my bangs would fall apart.
Then, the member next to me grabbed my arm and made it black.
So, I asked him to lend me his black eyes.
Black eyes and blue eyes?
I thought you couldn't see me with normal eyes.
But, you could see me with black eyes.
Have you ever lent your black eyes?
Yes, I have.
You use your black eyes as a mirror, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Have you ever lent your black eyes to any of your members?
Have you ever been asked to lend your black eyes?
There are quite a lot of people like that.
I see.
Do you have good eyes?
Have you ever lent your black eyes to Kanata?
Yes, I have.
We were together a lot in the beginning.
He kept asking me to lend him my black eyes.
At first, I didn't know what it meant.
At first, I didn't know what it meant, but I lent him my black eyes.
What would you do if you were on a different show and you were alone?
Right.
What would you do if you weren't with a veteran like Akira Nakao?
Excuse me. Could you lend me your black eyes?
Sure, why not?
Shino has asked me the same question.
Shino.
And...
This is a good one, too.
Yes.
It's very dynamic.
You put your elbow on it.
Is it like this?
Yes.
You learn how to polish your teeth in kindergarten.
You do like this.
Do you really polish your teeth with that?
Are you stupid?
You look like a fool.
How do you polish your teeth?
If you don't polish it thoroughly, you won't feel like you polished it.
That's why it looks like this.
It doesn't look like that.
It looks like this.
You talk like him, too.
Yes, I do.
However, I don't look like a robot anymore.
I feel like I'm a human again.
Once in a while.
On this year's tour, I was turned over quite a lot.
Again?
Like in the picture in front of the lunch box?
Yes, it was like that.
After you got the catering?
Yes.
Why? Did you turn over again?
Last year, I turned over in Fukuoka.
It's a big story.
You turned over in Fukuoka.
It's not good.
You turned over in Fukuoka.
You turned over in Fukuoka last year.
Yes, I wanted to be careful in Fukuoka.
Why did you want to be careful in Fukuoka?
You turned over in Fukuoka.
Fukuoka was safe and sound.
However, I let my guard down.
And I spilled a lot of water after that.
All of it?
Are you kidding me?
It's funny.
Yumiki.
Yes.
Yumiki was also a little evil.
She kept her mouth open all the time.
She was evil.
When I was holding the microphone, I was holding it like a recorder.
I was holding the microphone with the tip of my hand.
It's like a recorder.
Why did you hold it like this?
I didn't hold it with my hand, but with the tip of my finger.
Why is that?
But this one has a ventilation system.
Ventilation system?
My hands get wet.
I don't know why, but the memories of the recorder come back to me.
Oh, in the past?
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, in the past?
Today's broadcast didn't go well either.
What is it?
Hey, don't be like that.
What is this?
Next person, please come in.
In "Hadashire Summer", Aya Ogawa becomes Michael Jackson.
Oh, Ogawa.
Michael Jackson?
Yes, such a fairy.
Wow, what's this?
What's this?
I was surprised.
What's this?
What does it mean?
I was surprised.
What's this?
What does it mean?
Yes, I was surprised.
I'm still curious about it.
Yes, in the first song of the national tour "Hadashire Summer",
everyone is just looking sideways like this,
but Ogawa-chan is looking this way like this.
Really?
I saw you were pulled from your neck like this.
What? I thought you were Michael Jackson.
Why?
Wow, you look relaxed.
Michael Jackson is here.
Are you playing around with me?
Did you look like this like Michael Jackson?
I was looking sideways like this.
What?
Wait a minute.
Did you have that?
Did little Kiyohara-san have it?
Why do you ask me that?
Can you tell me?
What do you mean?
Do you remember Ogawa-san's stand-by timing?
Well, it's true that I want to attack his stand-by timing.
Why?
Ogawa-san is very aggressive in other songs, too.
Ogawa-san is small, but he moves a lot.
He uses his hair a lot, too.
I thought you were looking back, but you were facing forward.
What do you mean?
Did you do like this?
I thought you were looking back, but you were facing forward.
It's not like that.
I can see his nose and he is facing forward.
What are you talking about?
You are about to graduate.
What are you talking about?
Did you move aggressively like that?
I can see his nose and he is facing forward.
The jacket photo and back cover using the members' patterns are completed.
It's not like that.
Next week's "Uchiwa-oke" impersonation will be done in a way that will not be bad for the members.
Please look forward to it.
OK.
I'm very excited.